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Breaking News: R.S. to the Rescue

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This just in: Early Saturday morning, Relief Society sisters from several LDS Stakes in Southern Utah descended on Goblin Valley, armed with glue guns. The recently damaged rock formation has been returned to it’s pristine condition. In addition, many other formations have been reinforced.

Accusations were made that the sisters had added added white antiquing paint to some of the formations, but the sisters responded by saying “Shabby Chic is so last year.”

The sisters are currently enjoying soup in bread bowls, and are scheduled to leave the park later this afternoon, leaving no trace.

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