Please explain to me why this is supposed to be funny:

A anxious soon to be Mormon father spoke frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”

“Is this her first child?” the doctor asked.

“No, you idiot!” the man shouted. “This is her husband!”

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  1. It’s along the same lines as the old joke: What’s the difference between a Catholic wedding and a Mormon wedding? At a Catholic wedding, the bride is pregnant. At a Mormon wedding, the mother of the bride is pregnant.

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