January 2, 2011 Please explain to me why this is supposed to be funny: A anxious soon to be Mormon father spoke frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”…
December 27, 2010 Christmas Memories of Hans Gruber During the holiday, I was able to watch one of my favorite Christmas movies from younger days. Die Hard. Of course, it was the…
December 23, 2010 Thought for the day… Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk…
December 21, 2010 Santa Spoiler…. Proceed with caution! Brace yourselves: So, it turns out that Santa DID NOT ACTUALLY VISIT the person who wrote the masterwork “Santa Says, ‘Teach the Children.’” It…
December 14, 2010 Once a ritard… I find it oddly comforting that a group of men, consisting of successful businessmen, former Bishops, current members of Stake Presidencies, past and former…
December 13, 2010 Strange Things are Afoot at the Circle K I paid my ritualistic afternoon visit to the nearest convenience store, and left disconcerted. The line was several people deep, and took far longer…
